Butt care. Elevated.

Serious care for an area nobody talks about.

Meet Dr. Seymour Butts® — a better approach to butt care, from everyday cleansing and comfort to relief when you need it.

Gentle Care. Serious Comfort.

The Dr. Butts lineup

Everything your butt needs. Almost.

Cleansing. Comfort. Relief. Three simple ways to take better care down there.

Dr. Seymour Butts Soothing Botanical Wipes, one pack

Soothing Botanical Wipes

1 Pack · 45 Wipes

$15

45% alcohol-free witch hazel, soothing botanicals and 100% Super Soft Viscose.

Maximum Strength Hemorrhoid Ointment box and tube

Maximum Strength Hemorrhoid Ointment

1.06 oz (30 g)

$25

Lidocaine 5% and Phenylephrine HCl 0.25% for temporary external relief. See Drug Facts.

Hemorrhoid and Sitz Support Bath Soak pouch

Hemorrhoid & Sitz Support Bath Soak

2.50 oz (71 g)

$25

A sitz bath blend with Epsom salt, Dead Sea salts and visible botanicals.

Why Butts?

Your face has a routine. Your butt deserves one too.

Most personal-care routines stop at the waist. Dr. Seymour Butts® brings the same thoughtfulness to an area that is usually ignored—with products designed for cleansing, comfort and relief.

“We take butt care seriously. Ourselves? Slightly less so.”

Dr. Seymour Butts character standing with arms crossed

Cleansing → Comfort → Relief

A better routine for your behind.

01

Cleanse

Reach for generously sized botanical wipes when you want a fresh, gentle clean.

02

Comfort

Add the bath soak to a sitz bath and follow the directions on the package.

03

Relief

Use the ointment as directed for temporary external relief. Read the Drug Facts.

Open Soothing Botanical Wipes pack with wipe emerging

The wipe, considered

Your butt can feel the difference.

45% Alcohol-Free Witch Hazel
100% Super Soft Viscose
8” × 6” Extra Large
Aloe + Calendula + Chamomile + Vitamin E
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Verified Amazon purchases

Real people. Real reviews.

Three customer reviews, presented without embellishment.

★★★★★

“I’d buy again.”

“Very cooling and comforting. No horrible chemicals. I’d buy again.”

— tinkfan78

✓ Verified Purchase

May 11, 2026

★★★★★

“Great product”

“Great product to relieve my symptoms.”

— Camilo Alban

✓ Verified Purchase

August 12, 2026

★★★★★

“IT WORKS!”

“Excellent product! Finally inflammation went down, so the discomfort disappeared.”

— Ira

✓ Verified Purchase

November 25, 2025

Individual experiences may vary. Reviews reflect individual customer experiences.

Your butt has standards.

Give it the care it deserves.

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The essentials

Good questions.

Clear answers based on current product information.

What products does Dr. Seymour Butts® make?

The current lineup includes Soothing Botanical Wipes, Maximum Strength Hemorrhoid Ointment, and Hemorrhoid & Sitz Support Bath Soak.

Where can I buy Dr. Seymour Butts® products?

The products shown on this page are available through the linked Amazon listings.

Are the wipes flushable?

No. Dispose of used wipes in the trash; do not flush them.

What are the wipes made from?

The wipe material is 100% Super Soft Viscose.

How should I use the ointment?

Read and follow the Drug Facts and directions on the current package. For external use only.

Where can I learn more about the wipes?

Visit the full Butts Wipes product page for ingredients, verified product facts, comparison information and pack options.